Shit that'll get a MUTHAFUCKA slapped in my presence

Saying the coldest winter ever is your favorite book will get you slapped

Being a grown ass man with beads in your braids or a woman with borretts will get you slapped

Still wearing colorful ass horizontal striped Tommy Hilfiger Polo's with a tall tee underneath and denim jeans will get you slapped

Eating chicken Wings or mcribs from McDonald will get you slapped.

Talking about you don't eat pussy and you're grown will get you slapped

Not fucking a bad bitch because she had on flats will get you slapped and labeled gay.

Eating them nasty ass jimmy dean sausages that look like dinosaur shit will get you slapped.

Saying shit like I only fuck with model bitches will get you slapped.

Bringing them dry ass dunkin' doughnuts to the office when crispy creme is right up the street will get you slapped.

acting all reckless and scaring off the bitches when you get drunk will get you slapped.

Inviting mugs to your crib like it's a party and all you got is icehouse beer weed and old ass boondocks season 1 episodes on TV and no bitches.

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