could be you current or former gig. Career joint or just a J.O.B.. Im talking a time when you were like "yeah this might not end to well for me" tell the dumbass coworkers shit too
Mine i was 20 in the airforce and i was in a 2 week course to learn to drive one of these
![60k_zps274c00c2.jpg]()
thats a 747 being loaded btw.. show you how big these things are
![60kk_zps09e1eeaa.jpg]()
its called a 60k and it cost about $1.5 mil depending on who you asking and its obviously used to load cargo on airplanes. well anyway im down to the 2nd to last day of the course. mind you this some air force shit so during the course you are pulled from you job for 2 weeks,
well im actually driving this thing and it has a turn radius of a fucking semi.. and im driving this thing on the flightline like its a Dodge Neon. im headed to my first ever plane i would be unloading which was about 300 yards to my left but im driving sooo close to a wall on the right. as SOON as i start my turn to the left. i see my instructor YElling waving his arms like a mad man...
turns out i was scraping the shit out of the backend of this bitch against that wall. my instructor had some good ass eyes to see it from his distance .. cuz i didnt feel a thing
man that shit was like a MURDER scene once all the phone calls where made. my fucking Squadron Commander(colonel) was out there, the fucking chief was there (my squads E-9), the instrucor, my direct supervisor (E5) the first sergeant, my OIC (officer in charge, lieutenant) and about a dozen niggas in the squad just gawking and like 5 cop cars...
Turns out .. it was only cosmetic damage on the damn thing it just needed to be repainted. ONLY BECAUSE the instructor stopped me.. if he wasnt paying attention i would have ripped the whole radiator off. SO my OIC was maddd cool about it, but the instructor wanted me retake the whole class again (this was day before it was over) meaning i would miss another 2 weeks of work and my OIC shot that shit down quick.
the funniest shit about this story is.. man if u mess up a vehicle in my squad.. you pretty much labeled a fuck up an people give you shit allll the time about it..but my personality is extremly non chalant,and i asked my LT "so im good, i aint got to pay for nothing right" she was like hell naw you good and you not kicked out the class. So i head back to my shop and a couple people hit me with the " yo Dre it will be all right" "keep your head up" "Dre you'll bounce back", im thinking what lol, i was new to the military and fresh out Detroit.. Im like why do these people think i give a fuck.. i honestly did not give two shits.. the whole time i was talking with my OIC i was texting some bitch about hooking up later haha.. lames trying to motivate me, i wouldnt gave a fuck if I ripped that son bitch in half.. not having to pay for it>>> them some losers i didnt kick it with giving me the side eye
share the stories
Mine i was 20 in the airforce and i was in a 2 week course to learn to drive one of these
thats a 747 being loaded btw.. show you how big these things are
its called a 60k and it cost about $1.5 mil depending on who you asking and its obviously used to load cargo on airplanes. well anyway im down to the 2nd to last day of the course. mind you this some air force shit so during the course you are pulled from you job for 2 weeks,
well im actually driving this thing and it has a turn radius of a fucking semi.. and im driving this thing on the flightline like its a Dodge Neon. im headed to my first ever plane i would be unloading which was about 300 yards to my left but im driving sooo close to a wall on the right. as SOON as i start my turn to the left. i see my instructor YElling waving his arms like a mad man...
turns out i was scraping the shit out of the backend of this bitch against that wall. my instructor had some good ass eyes to see it from his distance .. cuz i didnt feel a thing
man that shit was like a MURDER scene once all the phone calls where made. my fucking Squadron Commander(colonel) was out there, the fucking chief was there (my squads E-9), the instrucor, my direct supervisor (E5) the first sergeant, my OIC (officer in charge, lieutenant) and about a dozen niggas in the squad just gawking and like 5 cop cars...
Turns out .. it was only cosmetic damage on the damn thing it just needed to be repainted. ONLY BECAUSE the instructor stopped me.. if he wasnt paying attention i would have ripped the whole radiator off. SO my OIC was maddd cool about it, but the instructor wanted me retake the whole class again (this was day before it was over) meaning i would miss another 2 weeks of work and my OIC shot that shit down quick.
the funniest shit about this story is.. man if u mess up a vehicle in my squad.. you pretty much labeled a fuck up an people give you shit allll the time about it..but my personality is extremly non chalant,and i asked my LT "so im good, i aint got to pay for nothing right" she was like hell naw you good and you not kicked out the class. So i head back to my shop and a couple people hit me with the " yo Dre it will be all right" "keep your head up" "Dre you'll bounce back", im thinking what lol, i was new to the military and fresh out Detroit.. Im like why do these people think i give a fuck.. i honestly did not give two shits.. the whole time i was talking with my OIC i was texting some bitch about hooking up later haha.. lames trying to motivate me, i wouldnt gave a fuck if I ripped that son bitch in half.. not having to pay for it>>> them some losers i didnt kick it with giving me the side eye
share the stories