Fake DNA Tests On The Market

You ARE the Father! You ARE NOT the Father!

Sound familiar?

With this fake DNA kit you can:
Pretend the mailman is the father of your child.
Pretend your significant other is not the father or mother of your child.
Pretend your sister was adopted by disproving her blood relationship to your mother.

The possibilities are only limited by your imagination

How does this joke work?

This order includes a DNA Collection Kit (cotton swabs and test tubes), a DNA “Match” certificate, and a DNA “Mis-Match” certificate. To execute this joke, collect DNA samples with the cotton swabs as directed by the kit instructions, then pretend to mail the test tube samples to the laboratory (but you can secretly throw all that stuff away). After 7 or more days have passed, pretend you received the DNA results from the lab. Then reveal either the 99.9% Match document or the 99.9% Mis-Match document to your joke victim(s), each of which has both names of the people tested.

Like every other product on fakeababy.com, this too is a gag/joke/novelty product. This does not contain any legitimate laboratory test or result items.

CAUTION: This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly. By completing and submitting the form below, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be used for fun or for evil, depending solely on the intentions of the user. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. Be sure your "mark" has a sense of humor before unleashing this product upon them!We again urge CAUTION when using gags which have the potential of causing emotional harm (as almost any gag or practical joke does). KNOW YOUR VICTIM. Many people will not find this issue humorous in the slightest. Be sure your "mark" has an "evolved" sense of humor. All Products Sold or Distributed by Acme Novelties LLC, FakeABaby.com, TrixiePixGraphics.com, FakeNewspapers.com are not real. They are Fake Gag Products. We do not produce or reproduce any or real documents or products. Medical or otherwise. All products are our originals works of Art made for the sole purpose of entertainment. We do not sell products with real doctors names or use signatures of any kind. All products are stamped FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.