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You ever broke something or made a mess during sex

One time I cracked out the baby oil and oiled this chick up on the couch. But I was so thirsty i forgot and didn't screw the cap back on the bottle of oil so a while into it change positions and I see this big ol grease spot soaked in the sofa cushion I thought that shit was permanent but some dish soap and a brush did the job and made the shit unnoticeable

Another time I was gettin it in the shower and she pulls the curtain all the way open so she can bend over and grip the toilet
Who am I to say no ? But as I'm hittin it in my head I'm thinking damn these bathroom rugs bout to be soakin' freakin wet!

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