I had a blind date when I was younger. My friend Erica had hooked me up (I shouldve know better when she said he was nice). He gave her an old photo of him ( where he was bald and in his track uniform) and I gave her a current one of me (this is when I was in somewhat of shape). I saw this big ol 300+ pds nigga with a dusty lookin baby fro in an anime silk shirt, and black jeans with bright orange filas. On sight, I was ready to die. I was trying to rush him from my house because we were supposed to go to the movies that night. The reason why I was trying to rush him is that my mother, sister, and brother do not have a filter. My brother, Joe, saw him outside and started dying and the roast session began to commence. My mom gave me a look of "what the fuck is going on?" and my crazy ass sister was like, "He cant come in the house. He looks dirty as fuck". I was extremely embarrassed.
We had walked to the movies, and he wanted to hold my hand. I was silently praying to whatever God that was listening, "Please God do not let me see anyone I know", and BAM!! I saw about ten of my friends that night asking, "How do you know this guy?".
FML
I didn't talk to Erica for 2 months.
Still to this day, my brother, Joe, still clowns me about that night..![:(]( ":(")
This was back in 2002/2003 ( I didnt have a cell phone at the time because I was 17)
We had walked to the movies, and he wanted to hold my hand. I was silently praying to whatever God that was listening, "Please God do not let me see anyone I know", and BAM!! I saw about ten of my friends that night asking, "How do you know this guy?".
FML
I didn't talk to Erica for 2 months.
Still to this day, my brother, Joe, still clowns me about that night..
This was back in 2002/2003 ( I didnt have a cell phone at the time because I was 17)