YOU'RE OUT AT THE MALL WITH YOUR S/O....

AND LIKE 20 STEPS AWAY FROM YOU IS THE FINEST PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!! IM TALKING ABOUT BREATH TAKING SEXY!

FELLAS, SHE STARTS WALKING TOWARDS YOU, SHE WALK UP TO YOU, STANDS RIGHT UP TO YOU, FACE TO FACE, LOOKS YOU IN YOUR EYES AND SHE SQEEZES YOUR DICK AND WALKS OFF...

LADIES, HE WALKS UP TO YOU, STANDS FACE TO FACE WITH YOU, GIVES YOU A HUG WHILE SQEEZIN YOUR ASS AND WALKS OFF.....

THE WHOLE TIME, YOUR S/O IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU... WHAT DO YOU DO?