The Weiredest Convo Ever....smh...

So I went to a family barbecue (her fam) with my s/o over the weekend.. Ayt so Iv spoken her paps a few times and ummm...lets just say the convos never flow naturally and it's almost like I need to think hard and long on wat to talk about with him lol... Nothing could prepare me for what happened over the weekend..smdh


So this nigga (her dad) was in the kitchen and I walked in to grab a few beers. Unaware that I stepped in this nigga decides to rip a silent killer. Maybe that was his intention but that shit was loud as fuck! After he realised how loud it was he turned to look if anybody was around...Shiittt...

So I'm there holding my breath trying not to laugh coz shit was awkwardly funny..and shit smelled like a mixture of rotten cabbage and eggs with a hint of dirty wet socks...fml.. that smelled like death.. So this nigga tryna spark up a convo nd shit was already weired enough that we hardly hv anything relevant to talk about nd under this circumstance, him letting one off only for me to walk right in it wasn't exactly helping the situation either. That was the worst 2 minutes of my life..from trying to hold myself back from laughing, to trying my best to not suffocate to death because of that wretched smell and just the awkwardness of not knowing wat to say to this guy was the WOAT situation to b caught up in.. I think he knew how bad his shit was coz even he had a disgusted look on his face lol...Thankfully his wife called for him from outside and the convo ended..that was a blessing for me under that circumstance..

I'm really not looking forward to the next time I see this nigga...smh...fuck that awkwardness..