What other free activity is there that is this versatile?
If you just woke up and are too groggy to get out of the bed, a lil morning sex is like a gallon of coffee.
If you've got insomnia and can't seem to get to sleep, a good fucking is like a bottle of sleeping pills.
If you're mad at your S/O, there is nothing like a good grudge fuck.
If you're happy with your S/O, nothing drives that home like a good loving session.
If you're bored as hell, there's no better way to pass some time than a sex marathon.
If you've had the most exciting night of your life, what caps it off better than great sex?
If you're disappointed because something didn't work out the way you wanted, some catered sex will cheer you up.
If you're elated because everything worked out exactly the way you wanted, celebration sex is always in order.
The best reward for someone of the opposite sex you like is good sex they didn't expect.
The best attack on someone you hate is fucking the shit out of someone they love.
The easiest way to keep someone around you is to give them sex they can't live without.
The easiest way to get rid of someone is to give a bunch of other people that same sex.
Is there anything it can't do? Some people say it's overrated and not all it's made out to be. Those people are usually either doing it wrong or aren't doing it at all.
If you just woke up and are too groggy to get out of the bed, a lil morning sex is like a gallon of coffee.
If you've got insomnia and can't seem to get to sleep, a good fucking is like a bottle of sleeping pills.
If you're mad at your S/O, there is nothing like a good grudge fuck.
If you're happy with your S/O, nothing drives that home like a good loving session.
If you're bored as hell, there's no better way to pass some time than a sex marathon.
If you've had the most exciting night of your life, what caps it off better than great sex?
If you're disappointed because something didn't work out the way you wanted, some catered sex will cheer you up.
If you're elated because everything worked out exactly the way you wanted, celebration sex is always in order.
The best reward for someone of the opposite sex you like is good sex they didn't expect.
The best attack on someone you hate is fucking the shit out of someone they love.
The easiest way to keep someone around you is to give them sex they can't live without.
The easiest way to get rid of someone is to give a bunch of other people that same sex.
Is there anything it can't do? Some people say it's overrated and not all it's made out to be. Those people are usually either doing it wrong or aren't doing it at all.