Ducktales told online? Bad.
Ducktales IRL? Yo that shyt be fun!
-A chick once asked me what i do for a living, i said 'Rent-em spoons'. I was jokin but she aint get it, so i just ran with it...had her thinking i was in the restaurant business.
-I once went out to dinner w/ a 42 yr old (she was bad, had $). I told her I just came back from living in Italy for 2 years.
Her: Oh I love to visit Italy. Where?
Me: ---Milan. *in a Kobe Bryant-esque fake Italian accent*
-I once sent a mass text to like 10 random chicks in my phone: 'I just cooked up this new batch of dick pics, you want a sample'...Like 5 out of 10 replied.
-As i've confessed before, i told a woman i played for the Redskins as a kicker.
-Once told a chick my DREAM was to go backpacking in Europe. Ngga I dnt even OWN a backpack
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Ducktales IRL? Yo that shyt be fun!
-A chick once asked me what i do for a living, i said 'Rent-em spoons'. I was jokin but she aint get it, so i just ran with it...had her thinking i was in the restaurant business.
-I once went out to dinner w/ a 42 yr old (she was bad, had $). I told her I just came back from living in Italy for 2 years.
Her: Oh I love to visit Italy. Where?
Me: ---Milan. *in a Kobe Bryant-esque fake Italian accent*
-I once sent a mass text to like 10 random chicks in my phone: 'I just cooked up this new batch of dick pics, you want a sample'...Like 5 out of 10 replied.
-As i've confessed before, i told a woman i played for the Redskins as a kicker.
-Once told a chick my DREAM was to go backpacking in Europe. Ngga I dnt even OWN a backpack
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