taking some nigga almost bitch bymistake

So I'm in this A+ certification class and one of the niggas in the class been jonesing with this female classmate her boodddy is baaaaaaaaaaad so this week we sit together idk how we end up playing with the hands all day but we do. So when I comeback from lunch she like u missing something I had no idea what she was talking about until she whipped out my usb to my phone out

Me: where did you have it

Her: in my ass

Me: wait what haha....... u dead serious, o

Her:yep


So she gave it back later on takes it again and stuffs it in her bra

Then we had this akward moment where I bent down to pick something up then she did and my face kinda got on her ass etc idk