WOW... Would anyone on the IC eat bantams?

Americans Now Too Lazy to Put Cream Cheese on a Bagel

By: Laura Beck

These are Bantams, a circular bagel bite stuffed with a variety of fillings and delivered straight to your mouth hole without worrying about lifting that heavy knife to butter the damn thing.

I can get behind it, because it's basically just delicious dough fatty cream bomb. They're now available exclusively in the West Village at Bantams Bagels, so I guess we all have to travel to New York City to gorge ourselves.