Props to @vader for the idea.
I was in an all black club...and this 1 fellacious looking white woman kept eyeballin me. I go chop it up, I bought her 2 drinks, got her tipsy, she's dtf, lets roll. It was early, like 12:00, so people r still standin around so i feel the eyes of everybody in there on me. The eyes of all my ancestors, everybody. But I was horny, so I stroll out
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I smashed in the car on the side of the club, in the backseat. Somebody parallel parkin pulled right up to my window n all. Nfg.
After it was done...shyt, i had my free b4 11 wristband I'm goin back in. Ngga was in a good mood that night. Joinin in all the group dances...cupid shuffle, cha cha slide...
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I was in an all black club...and this 1 fellacious looking white woman kept eyeballin me. I go chop it up, I bought her 2 drinks, got her tipsy, she's dtf, lets roll. It was early, like 12:00, so people r still standin around so i feel the eyes of everybody in there on me. The eyes of all my ancestors, everybody. But I was horny, so I stroll out
I smashed in the car on the side of the club, in the backseat. Somebody parallel parkin pulled right up to my window n all. Nfg.
After it was done...shyt, i had my free b4 11 wristband I'm goin back in. Ngga was in a good mood that night. Joinin in all the group dances...cupid shuffle, cha cha slide...
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