Post ya crazy holiday with family stories...we all got em.

my cousin comes in the house and says....

cousin- your kids are so well mannered. its like they are robots. it seems like you dont allow them to be kids.
me- they are fine...they just dont act like your mini gang members.
cousin- they are not bad, they are being kids and having fun.
me- kids can have fun without involving the cops and my kids know how to act when out in public.
cousin- we are not the public we are family. stop being so stuck up.

crash!
the whole family runs outside. we ask we happened.

cousins kids- the man got mad cuz we was throwing rocks at his dog for barking and called us badasses. so we broke his window.
cousin- WTF. why would he say my kids are bad.
he goes an confronts the man and we have to stop them from fighting.

my aunt tells my cousin...maybe you and ya kids need to be more stuck up.

shit was funny when it happened

now you niggas turn