I was a little mastermind kingpin when I was younger mang

I used to have niggas stealin out dude's backpacks and lockers in middle school and giving me half the profits. They were just happy to get a little piece but I knew how to break into the lockers and I knew what times to do it when nobody would be watching so I got half of everybody's share. Once we took the earnings from this book fair like straight up out the lockbox. It was like 300 hunnid.

Candy was outlawed at my Christian school cuz people were eating during class and shitl so I used to buy a bunch of candy when my mom went to Costcos and have the cute girls in class sell it. I made a killing off that. From the theft and the candy selling I bought myself a bunch of Fubu gear and a VMU for my Dreamcast.

Too bad I couldn't translate this get money attitude to my adult life