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View ArticleThis Homeland Security Employee Is Preparing for a Coming Race War
A Department of Homeland Security employee who works on, among other things, the procurement of guns and ammunition for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, spends his nights and weekends...
View ArticleCan someone diagnose this female?
Aite IC, ima make it short and understanding as possible. I don't want y'all jumping to conclusions. Aite female I been talking to for 3 years is one I can't figure out. She is really attractive,...
View ArticleFirst Plate aka CALORIC NIRVANA 7: Would anyone on the IC eat any of these...
Outback Aussie Cheese Fries 2,134 calories 151 g fat (72 g saturated) 2,342 mg sodium P.F. Chang’s Spare Ribs 1,376 calories 96 g fat (28 g saturated) 1,344 mg sodium Red Lobster Crispy Calamari and...
View ArticleTHE IC MILITARY GATHERING
The thread is cosigned by the CIA the DCRI the KGB and the MOSSAD. All those who are serving and had come here sharing some funny military stories and memories. Moreso state your MOS !!! SOLDIER LEMMY...
View ArticleJuicy J Promises $50,000 Scholarship To Best Student Who Can Twerk
Three 6 Mafia's Juicy J is quite the character. Gearing up for next week's Stay Trippy, his first solo album on a major label, the Memphis, Tennessee emcee/producer made the Taylor Gang/Columbia...
View Article89-year-old World War II veteran beaten to death by two teens
http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/elderly-man-dies-after-being-attacked-outside-ice-arena/-/101214/21574858/-/9flm7iz/-/index.html SPOKANE, Wash. - WWII veteran Delbert Belton survived being...
View ArticleMeanwhile in Russia - Hovercraft edition
In Russia, you don't go to military base; military base goes to you. At least that's what hundreds of beachgoers near Kaliningrad learned when a nearly 200-foot-long hovercraft, spraying a plume of...
View ArticleHIV+ porn star shuts shit down....
The adult film actress who tested positive for HIV, leading to a temporary shutdown in porn production, has identified herself publicly. Cameron Bay has worked in the industry since 2010, but not on a...
View ArticleIs this shit real? Guy TRIES to propose to girlfriend in the mall & gets shut...
Real or not that shit funny
View ArticleSPINOFF* Which father would you rather have: Carl Winslow or Danny Tanner
I'm going to go with Winslow although they were both soft as hell.
View ArticleWTF?! Prison Riot Breaks Out At Rikers Island Over A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
A prison riot involving as many as 50 inmates broke out in Rikers Island when an argument over a grilled cheese sandwich escalated. Yep, you read that right. Members of the Dominican Trinitarians were...
View Article8 deadly diseases cured by modern science
At the beginning of the 20th century, worldwide life expectancy was less than 40 years of age. Today the world average stands at around 70. The single biggest reason for this miraculous leap in...
View ArticleAnyone every go see a the-rapist?
Don't need to know why you went, unless you want to share that but mainly, Did seeing a therapist help you out any? Positive negative experiences? Did you hide your need for therapy from your fam?...
View ArticleFair / Foul: Getting kids sterilized
What if parents decided to sterilize their kids at puberty (basically before they started having sex) ? Vasectomy for guys, tubal ligation for girls. It'd be the kid's responsibility to get it...
View Articleyou ever tried to not cum in a while?
I dunno I might sound crazy but I've tried this for about a month. No sex, no messin with Palmetta and her four sisters lol. That shit will have you life a horndog lol. I cant imagine goin six months...
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